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Nine lives is not enough.
Female Cat, Domestic Short Hair
Domestic Short Hair (Medium Coat)
Description:
These are not house cats. They will not snuggle you. They will not use your litterbox. They will handle your mouse problem like tiny, judgmental assassins.Our barn cats range from full-blown feral to âkind of sweet but still pees in a corner.âTheyâve made it clear:Indoor life? Hard pass.Couch cuddles? Disgusting.Litterboxes? For amateurs.What they do want: A warm barn, garage, or outbuilding Food and fresh water Freedom to patrol Zero nonsenseThink of them as low-maintenance employees. They show up, do the job, and donât need small talk. Theyâre pretty to look at, but theyâre not interested in HR.Barn cats do best in pairs or small crews. Hire two. Thank us later.
