80.6% live in Kentucky
6.5% live in Illinois
3.2% live in Maryland, Virginia, West Virginia and Ohio
If you don't like people
named goatee
you should probably move to
New Hampshire (None live there).
Fun fact: Kentucky
is the state with the most
last name goatee per capita.
Check out the popularity
of the last name goatee
for each state in the map below.