The status of GROOT was
last posted on 02/26/26 by
Did someone say dognip?
Male Dog, German Shepherd Dog
German Shepherd Dog / Mixed (Medium Coat)
Description:
Meet your new personal hype squad.This joyful goofball wakes up every day likes it's the best day of their life, because it is. You're awake? Amazing. There's grass? Incredible. You made eye contact? Tackle hug.yes, Groot shows affection like a friendly linebacker. Consent? Implied by standing upright. Personal space? Never heard of her. What you get when adopting Groot:1) Full-speed greetings2) Surprise body slams of love3) Zero bad days (they won't allow it)4) A best friend who thinks you're the greatest thing since tennis ballsWhat Groot needs:A) A sturdy humanB) A sense of humorC) Possibly knee padsAdopt this four-legged joy missile. Side effects may include laughter, bruised shins, and feeling ridiculously loved.
