The status of Betty White was
last posted on 11/26/25 by
Did someone say catnip?!
Female Cat, Extra-Toes Cat (Hemingway Polydactyl)
Extra-Toes Cat (Hemingway Polydactyl) / Mixed (Short Coat)
Description:
Hi everyone! Betty White here, and yes, you better believe I'm just as charming as my namesake! *bats eyelashes dramatically* Let me tell you something - I've never met a lap I didn't like or a conversation I didn't want to join. You're reading this bio? Well, if I were there right now, I'd be sitting on your keyboard, helping you type (you're welcome!). I'm basically a professional personal assistant who works for treats and chin scratches. Speaking of jobs, I have many: Official Greeter of All Houseguests, Certified Bed Warmer, Professional Zoom Call Crasher, and Expert Food Preparation Supervisor. I take all these roles very seriously, especially the last one - someone needs to make sure you're preparing those meals correctly by weaving between your legs while you cook! My hobbies include: - Telling long, elaborate stories about my day (especially around dinner time) - Making sure no blanket goes unlaid upon - Transforming any cardboard box into my personal penthouse - Providing free wake-up services (usually about an hour before your alarm) Looking for a cat who thinks she's the star of her own sitcom? That's me! I come with built-in entertainment value and enough personality to fill a reality TV show. I'll make sure you never feel lonely, unless you're trying to use the bathroom - then I'll DEFINITELY keep you company. Fair warning: adopting me means accepting that personal space is more of a suggestion than a rule. I believe every moment is an opportunity for cuddles, and every lap is a potential napping spot. Also, be prepared for lots of conversations - I'm quite the chatty tabby! So, ready to add some Golden Girl glamour to your life? I promise to fill your days with purrs, snuggles, and more love than you can handle! P.S. - Thank you for being a friend! (See what I did there? ?)
